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| 1001 | Now What? |
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Neela: What's a TWA? Pratt: Where did you hear that? Neela: The old man at the desk with the flat head [Frank] called me a TWA. I don't know what it means. Pratt: [Shakes head] Third World Assassin... TWA. |
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Lewis: If he [Romano] starts in on me
I'll cut his other arm off. Abby: Get a saw. I'll hold him down. |
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Gallant: [To Neela] Oooh, penile discharge, probably not your best first patient. |
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Frank: Hey, what's with the beard? Romano: I hear the ladies like it. |
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Frank: How's your arm? Romano: Gone. How's your prostate? Frank: The size of yo! ur head. I'm up 4 times a night to pee |
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| 1002 | The Lost |
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Luka: I was raised in the
church. Catholic. I used to go twice a week with my mother. It was
beautiful. I liked the music, the singing. Patrique: Do you still go? Luka: No, I stopped when my children and wife were murdered. I couldn't believe in a God would allow such a terrible thing to happen. (pauses, ironically) It's really hard to feel the Holy Spirit's presence on a day like today. |
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| 1003 | Dear Abby |
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Romano: [To Abby] Fecal impaction in Four needs some good old fashioned finger-digging. Enjoy! |
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Abby: Congratulations, you just saved your first resident. |
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Abby: Since when did I become the guru of sluttiness? |
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Romano: You really are one grade-A
bitch, you know that Kerry? Weaver: No, Robert, I'm your boss, and as long as I am, you'r! e my bitch. Now get your ass back to work. |
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| 1004 | Shifts Happen |
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Romano: You are a screw-up Pratt; and, just to make myself clear, I didn't like you before I knew that. |
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Corday: Your acute abdomen is accutely
constipated. Give him an enema and some Colace. Pratt: How did I know you were going to say that? |
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| 1005 | Out of Africa |
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Lewis: Have you ever had
suicidal thoughts? Mr. Hollander: Yes, yes, in the Seventh Grade. I was a pudgy child. |
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Lukaism: Hey, in Africa I did
18-hours a day every day. This is a piece of pie. Weaver: ...cake. |
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Romano: Is that Pratt in there with
Lewis? Neela: No, that's Dr. Gallant. Romano: Oh, I always get those two confused. Must be the goatee. |
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Lewis: HEY, nice hand! Romano: You wanna see it in action? Lewis: You'll have to buy me a drink first |
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| 1006 | The Greater Good |
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Mr. Hollander: What about
your father? Lewis: Still in Chicago. He's a test pilot for Barcalounger. |
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Romano: [To Luka] Hey 'Slavko', what do you think this is, a Zagreb Yugo dealership? |
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Abby: (about Neela) I'm beginning to
hate her. Susan: She's a med student Abby: I'm a med student Susan: You know, now that you mention it, she's pissing me off too. Come on, let's hate her together! |
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Pratt: This is Chicago, not the damn
Congo. Maybe you should just go back to Africa. Luka: Maybe you should go to Africa. Pratt: I know you didn't just say that to me. Luka: Then maybe you'll learn that there's more to being a doctor than ordering tests and calling consults for every patient just to cover your ass |
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| 1007 | Death and Taxes |
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Romano: Times up, where! 's
my hand? Lewis: It's in the women's bathroom in the tampo n machine. Get it yourself. |
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Romano: [To Lewis] Pratt is a rabid dog that needs to be taken outside and shot before he infects the rest of the staff. |
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Romano: HEY, do I have to remind you
I'm in charge here? Lewis: You'll have to convince me first. |
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Susan: You can only take so much of
the blame, you didn't give her cancer Gallant: Then why don't I feel any better |
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Susan: What pleasure could you
possibly get from humiliating people Romano: It's called fun, you should try it some time |
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| 1008 | Freefall |
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Susan: He has been intubated with a central line. Who did this? Abby: Sign here and you can say you did. |
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Anspaugh: Where is Robert? Weaver: I thought he was upstairs in the OR with you? Anspaugh: I thought he was down here with you! |
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Patient: What about this other stuff [Kona
Gold]. Morris: You don't need it. Jus! t say no. Gallant: To what? Morris: Altar boys. |
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Susan: I thought you were on the chopper. Chuck: Oh, God, no. They brought their own nurse and that bitch wouldn't let me fly. Susan: That bitch saved your life. |
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Luka: What's that? Frank: Turducken, chicken stuffed inside of a duck stuffed inside the turkey. Want a taste? Neela: ...maybe later. |
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Frank: HEY, chow line's open. Romano: I think you forgot something Frank: What's that? Romano: Emesis basins |
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Chuny: Abby, Mrs. Marshall is praying to the porcelin God again |
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| 1009 | Missing |
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Alex: I have wresting in gym class today. I hate
wrestling. Frank: I never much cared for wrestling myself. Alex: What a shocker |
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| 1010 | Makemba |
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Debbie: You really dont like the Dixie Chicks? Everybody
likes the Dixie Chicks. Carter: Everybody? Debbie: Everybody with taste... |
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[While reading Christmas card! from the ER] Carter: Oh my God, Dr. Romano died. Kem: Was he a friend? Carter: Umm, no... no, not really. |
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Abby: Where is she [Weaver] going? Frank: Home, to wait for the ghost of Christmas Past to show up. |
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| 1013 | Get Carter |
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Elizabeth: Did I miss the dedication? Carter: More like postmortem payback. |
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